"Hi there. Claire... Claire Killmen. Thanks, Todd, I'll take it from here.

I'm not nearly the hyper-competitive, career-focused, insensitive executive manager Todd thinks I am. Although I was a bit dismissive of him during that product launch fiasco... Oh, well, that's behind us now. "
 

"Look, let me bottom-line it for you.

You, the squirrel feeding public, deserve creativity and innovation in your consumer choices in squirrel feeding delivery systems. "
 

"We, at Squirrelfeeders.com, pledge our best creative and constructive efforts to fulfill your every squirrel feeding desire with our soon-to-be-launched premiere line of modular, extensible, entertaining and educational squirrel feeders. "
 

"Won't you please add your name to our product annoucement list to learn about the first products offered through our Open Community 'Small is Good' Business Web."